After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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