she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
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