ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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