you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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