That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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