Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Everyone says I win the strip club
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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