Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
A+ Viking dick
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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