Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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