We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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