happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
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woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
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do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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