oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
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its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
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Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
don't judge my taste in strippers
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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