Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
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He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
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We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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