mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
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