Nicole vs. Life
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
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At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
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Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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