new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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