I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
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Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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