I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
you traded sex for a burrito?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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