i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
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He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
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he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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