break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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