gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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