I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
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She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
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At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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