i just had sex bonerless
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
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