By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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