I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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