I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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