Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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