dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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