Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I touched a dick in church today
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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