I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
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my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
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We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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