I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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