The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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