Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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