I forgot how hot balto sounded
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
