maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
operation harelip BJ is a go
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btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
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We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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