Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
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Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
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Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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