There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
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your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
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I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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