Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
what day is it and did you see me today?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
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Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
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Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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