If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
i would one night stand the shit outta him
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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