i just identified you from a description of your pipe
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
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want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
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Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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