Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
Randomize
