Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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