have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
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And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
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If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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