What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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