Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
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next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
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I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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