she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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