You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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