What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
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Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
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They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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