Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
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He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
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A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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