In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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