I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
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well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
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Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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