your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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