I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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