Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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