Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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