I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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