so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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