Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
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I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
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Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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