ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
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Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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